I have kittens in my belly
short story by madpole




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~~~~~  Precious 1  ~~~~~

d4
...I have been observing my thought process and how the fragments, unrelated bits and pieces of what You said had diverted my regular train of thought on many occasions.  It almost feels like You have become a precious part of Me.  My whole way of thinking is gradually changing; for it has your thought embedded in it now.  And as the continuous stream of new thoughts never ceases to flow joyfully, so each of them cements and further preserves the source it raised from: You.  I am nothing but a collection of human fossils...


d5

~~~~~  Precious 2  ~~~~~

e3
Life was never easy.  It simply wasn't meant to be.  But 'easy' was a word and a relative term.  A precious gate to the entire Universe and Beyond.  Yes, precious.  And he was the Master of Illusion, a noble man who had the courage to dissolve himself in the mirror of reality and pass through it on to the "other side".   He could easily travel from one reality to the other and stop at any point in between as much as he pleased.  That proved very handy when dealing with issues and life problems he encountered on his journey.  He didn't have to deal with them at all, he simply moved into some other spectrum of reality where the problem would resolve itself or would simply not exist at all.  Whereas most people's lives are straight and narrow line, his was just one giant mess of zigzags, dogging and changing realities like there was no tomorrow.  And perhaps there wasn't, not for him anyway...

c6

~~~~~  Precious 3  ~~~~~

c3
"I want wisdom"
"Wisdom? Not here dear"
"You seem wisdom-less"
"Only to the wisdom-less"
"Anyone that recommends Illusion to find wisdom is wisdom-less

"If you presume to know what wisdom is, why do you seek it?"
"You have money, why do you want more of it?"
"I don't"

"I had this Dream, only I don't remember it at all, but I think It said something like that I got it all precious wrong way around and I should try thinking with a loving passion instead of dry, loop-prone logic.  And that I should try intelligent loving and harmonious growth instead of...anyway, 'give it a try', it said, 'give it a try girl!'
But would I ever?"

Nd7

~~~~~  Precious 4  ~~~~~

Bd3
The Happy Bunny was filled with Love and his private parts were yearning.  He was presently visiting the Master of Illusion in his penthouse apartment:
"How is her Ladyship of Honour doing these precious days matey?" He asked under his passionately steaming breath.
"Lady who?" muttered Master "Lady what?"
And was gone.

e5

~~~~~  Precious 5  ~~~~~

Nd2
She was the Lady of Honour, vicious, aggressive and single minded creature, who would not hesitate to use any means in order to protect her pride.  She was what Master of Illusion was not.  His world was infinitely multi-dimensional.  Hers was pin-pointed.  She clung to her precious little tiny spectre of reality with desperate determination.  She feared, and so hated, realities of others and would not allow them to enter hers.  She only interfaced with the world outside, she never allowed for penetration and resulting inter-course to occur. 

e4

~~~~~  Precious 6  ~~~~~

Be2
I have had those kittens in my belly for a quite a little precious while now.  I was breading them for profit and have found them, on the whole, no bother at all.  I had been getting really good in this breading business and was currently wondering what I should breed next.  You would think I would go for some wild cat such as a lion or a tiger?  Not a sausage.  Hot potato was on the agenda.

Bd6




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