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MadPole Strikes Back


For your delectation, below part two of my correspondence with the insane philosopher, who is the only mortal who actually knows the truth.


Typical MadPole quote:


"Virtual reality started a long time ago and was invented by accountants."





MadPole: Keep your eyes open for respectable monkhoods on offer! When I was a child I was joking that when I am 40 I will give everything up and go to India to become a monk and....my life does seem to be going towards this direction.....monkhood does not have to involve religion - not "on the surface of things" anyway.

I stayed first night in my new house - it looks like luckily I managed to pick the right area - in fact it was so quiet there at 22:30 that it was almost frightening: no TV or radio noises, no people on the street, just total silence (and my bedroom overlooks the road).... it was almost disturbing so I was quite pleased when I heard a car passing by after 10 minutes of this exhausting silence! How am I supposed to have parties there? I hope my neighbours are more adventurous during weekends! But I live 2 minutes away from "END OF SPEED LIMIT" sign and 5 minutes away from REAL farms! Plenty of forests as well.... Need to get a bicycle now I am afraid!

eadon: Hang on, you don't like quiet and yet you want to be a monk? Eh? Being a monk sounds like a waste of time to me. Why not just commit suicide. I suppose its an easy life, or is it? You probably don't eat pizza and have you wash your own scraggy rags. Not a computer in sight. Malaria. Toothache. Not for me old mucker. Give me the 21ST : century, not the 13th

MadPole: Who says that monks don't use PCs ! And I don't eat pizza anyway! And yes - I want easy life! Without washing, cleaning, worrying about finances and all other bureau-cracy ! But there isn't much - the situation I am in is so crazy it is abstract to me.... I can't explain it properly but it is something along the lines that everything I fought against, everything I don't agree with came back together....and here I am.... I always say that one has to accept things one can not accept before one can forget about them in order to move forward.....and that is exactly what is happening to me.....I wanted to break out, wanted to escape, wanted to have what I believe I deserve but instead ... oh dear, dear!

The brilliant thing is that my new company encourages me in every possible way to treat work as a source of income - and nothing else! This is obviously difficult for me but I am sure I will manage! With all lovely country side around and perhaps a Linux as a companion that should not be too much of a problem.... Anyway - I keep rattling and rattling and talking about myself and more about myself and feeling sorry for myself and all this rubbish! There will be other news soon! I am shell-shocked at the moment.



MadPole: Every PROFESSIONAL company seems to be implementing time saving methods and procedures which nobody follows because of lack of time!

eadon: One can always set off right away but if you set off right away you will make great progress early on. But in the end you will get lost and be eaten by crocs/bears/lions/cannibals, drown, freeze or starve

MadPole: Sudden realisation struck me - Internet, computers - virtual reality....but virtual reality started a long time ago and was invented by accountants! (that's why nobody took any notice). Money is an excellent evolution from real, physical things to some concepts buried in some figures on a piece of paper. And frighteningly enough that's what today's business is based on - no matter what business. The levels of indirections just keep evolving - gold was replaced by goods, goods by paper money, paper money by balances and electronic transfers, then came futures etc. etc.... The whole point is that gold was physical, stable, solid measure. Now, with so many levels of indirection and ever increasing momentum of change it is very difficult to evaluate anything. It is nearly impossible to make the right decision In the world where making losses can be a very profitable business. The world is changing so fast that managers find a very easy way out - they let circumstances drive their business decisions. Very spiritual attitude indeed. "Go with the flow". Why try to predict the future? Why not just make sure that we are in the main stream, wherever it takes us? So instead of thinking ahead our job is to push our competitors aside so we occupy the biggest share in the main stream. Very evolutionary attitude indeed. "The fight for survival". A company has to survive and have a BIG presence. That's the only goals company has. Forget about the future. The future will come - no point in wasting money on it today. Just make sure that nobody pushes you aside today. And that your presence is BIG because if it is then your presence in the future will be BIG. If you survive every day being BIG then of course you will be BIG in the future... And on and on and on....

eadon: I think goods came first and were replaced by gold as the first form of cash a level of abstraction. So hard that economists simply do not know any more how much money there is and how fast it is recycling. Business is an ecosystem. Like any ecosystem, the best animals do not necessarily survive.

MadPole: The best, the fittest....those are just human terms, words, concepts. Usual rubbish I keep saying most of the times. I love animals and nature because I keep learning from them all the time. It is very difficult for human brain to escape the relativity and virtuality it created. Watching the nature helps. We are all staggering in this world in a dream like, confused state, bumping into each other and wandering why we are actually here and what the purpose is. Of course - business world is going to be the same. Business world is us. Governments, organisations, corporations are just words. Eco-ingeeeeeenering.... "Eco" term is an absolute killer thanks to You Sir! I was wondering about it even this very morning! Ecology and Economy! There are very few things left in this world which don't have value associated with it.

Human race seems to be absolutely obsessed by numbers. We know how much it costs to grow a tree. We know how much it costs to buy a tree. We know how much we would get if we cut a tree in planks and sell them like that. We know how much we would get if we made furniture from it. Or matches. Or paper. We know how much it costs to cut the tree illegally. We know.... One poor tree and so many, many and many numbers associated with it. What sins has it committed to be called so many different names? I might be totally wrong (ha! it's this time of the year again!) but it seems to me that ecology of many countries depends on economy. Economy is sweeping the world like a bush fire.

Micro$oft (and Madonna of course) are the first people (surely not "people"?) who jumped on this fast train (which was still a bit slow at the time). What Micro$oft did then was to put the economy on the full speed. The whole world had to spend few years to develop a train that would catch with Happy O'Billy Wagon. But it's all right now. It is nearly over. Quite few people managed to jump over. And vice versa. Everything started to mix up again. Balance is being restored. And what do we have left from this crazy ride? Speed. At the end of the day it is just people interacting with other people. People living their lives. I like the concept of business being ecosystem! Because it has very nice logical "turn it up-side-down" implications...which end up with nature becoming more and more Economical System based on value of money rather than business becoming more and more ecological and natural.

eadon: The speed of economy and Business is happening despite of Micro$oft, certainly not because of it. In fact m$ is the reverse gear. Ecosystems do not favour the best animals, just the ones with their foot firmly wedged in the door.

MadPole: Evolution is really simple: 2 things mixed together form a new thing. That's all. Same as with religion: there is no such thing as good and bad, paradise and hell.

eadon: I propose that there is such thing as good and bad. A good intention is always good. It might not produce good, but it is good in its self. So says Kant. Also there is such thing as happy and sad independent of stimulus. For example sad music is sad to all people at all times. Absolute sadness. Amazing eh?

MadPole: Ha! My jolly good fellow pal is alive after all! It is this time of the year when I have to agree! I agree! There is such a thing as good and bad otherwise we wouldn't be talking about them.

eadon: Just to change my mind and agree with your previous email, I'm not so sure about the existence of good and bad. They are really human inventions. Nature does not observe good and bad. And it is not in physics equations. But then again Time is in physics equations and does exist but do one can truly define it. The closer you look at things the more the meaning becomes elusive.



MadPole: Grey squirrel (which ones are native squirrels - grey or red?) nearly killed me today! I was walking through the woods and suddenly heard this somehow familiar noise of a tree branch breaking itself free from the tree and starting its accelerated journey downwards. My head did not wait with a welcome party.

eadon: Grey squirrel is import and displacing nicer reds. We should have had a tighter import policy. Glad you avoided squirrel caused death.



MadPole: It's too hot. Global warming or something. Bloody sheep. And cows. And goats. And horses. They keep destroying our grass. Grass which produces oxygen. Greedy b*stards keep stuffing themselves all day and then fart all night. No wonder there is so much pollution and not enough oxygen. Same goes to Nissan Micra - great value for money but it's got this nasty tendency of desperately trying to leave the road on every corner and roundabout. At least it is environmentally friendly - it doesn't eat grass. I am not sure about pigs though - are they environmentally friendly ? They do a lot of recycling after all.....

I even know how to steer the cart with 2 horses attached! No more car - phew! That's one tree I saved today already! I got used to bloody thing and public transport seems a distant and abstract concept to me....

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